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Hooper

Hooper: A woman, most often of hispanic decent, who is an obvious whore. Generaly wears large hoop earings.
Andrew: Hey Kyle see that fine piece of ass over there?

Kyle: Which one?

Andrew: The hispanic one with the big hoop earings and short as hell skirt on. you can see her vag.

Kyle: o yea i see her... that bitch is a hooper.
by papafrito November 10, 2010
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hooker

A prostitute.

Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."
Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?
by Squishie November 4, 2006
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smelly pirate hooker

One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.
Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...
by Frank's 'n beans May 14, 2006
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Hooder

One who engages in hooding.
Mike and Eric were hooders during the hooding ceremony.
by GraduateJD May 9, 2009
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jewish hooker

jewish hooker means a girl with a longg nose. and is as tall as big bird jr. and walks the street hoping that someone will pick them up so they can get paid. they all look alike (big bird sr. and big bird jr.) all jewish hookers look the same. most men love jewish hookers.
jewish hookers is someone who looks like a big bird with a long nose, brown eyes and long hair like a hippy. they love there sex.
by adlkjalejfedfa October 22, 2006
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Pirate Hooker

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.
"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"
by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009
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Hooker Boot

A slutty chick that has been passed around and tainted so much that she discarded like a pair of old Hooker Boots.
That bitch is such a Hooker Boot. I told you! Ya can't turn a ho into a housewife.
by B n' Taco December 6, 2007
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