hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hipster ketchup

Sriracha, that's it. Because hipsters put that shit on everything like my two year old does with actual ketchup.

I ordered fries but the chic millennial threw hipster ketchup all over them thinking it was cool and now my IBS is gonna flair up tonight. Damn hipsters.

by HipsterHater3000 August 3, 2017

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words.

Girl 1: Hey remember in Mary Poppins when she sang that song, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Girl 2: AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Girl 1: Whoa, what's wrong? Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Girl 2: STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anya likes spaghetti and bread November 26, 2013

blind hippo

someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy

A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"

by itsANGiE February 16, 2008

Crispy hippie

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

REDNECK-HIPPIE

During the 1960's, many hippies relocated from the Bay Area up to the Foothills of Northern California. Since then there has been an interesting mixture of cultures. The native rednecks and the hippies have intergrated with the result being several generations of "redneckhippies". Many of us have two distinct sides of our personalities. There are times when my redneck tendencies go in conflict with my hippie tendencies. Once balanced, you have an interesting blend of the two cultures.

Tie-die shirts, Wranglers & cowboy boots.
Flannel shirts over tie-die dresses.
Peace , Love , Freedom , and Guns

That redneck-hippie has pot growing the the back yard to attract deer to shoot from his porch

by just one of thoes folks August 16, 2010

hipster woe

What hipsters feel when something semi-obscure they like (or pretend to like) becomes popular, which they then have to pretend they never liked.

HIPSTER: I liked that song BEFORE it was in that commercial!

DOCTOR: Sounds like a case of hipster woe. Listen to this Os Mutantes album and see me next week.

by The Curly-Haired Wonder December 17, 2008