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Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
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hawk tuah

when you find a hawk in the sky and his name is tuah tugavailoa. and the bird has a funny face and eats burgers vburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvvvvvvvvv v bucks v bucks b vucks c buvks im going to eat at mezzanote tomrrow and tare spime does anyone wanna come MORGAN BAL,SLLER BALSER burgersvburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersburgers burgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersvvburgers
oh you gotta give em that hawk tuah spit on that burger burgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersvvvburgersvvvvvvburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgers
by funnypiano July 15, 2024
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hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.
girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.
by gurrrllll August 24, 2011
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Hawk Tuah

Ahhh you got to give him that hawk tuah!
by Kasperliss June 18, 2024
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All talk, no hawk

Used to describe a person that uses suggestive language to ingratiate themselves into a relationship or friend group with no intention or willingness to follow through.

The phrase originated in commentary on viral videos of "Hawk Tuah Girl" on TikTok.
That girl sounds like a freak, but she's all talk, no hawk.
by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024
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Shit Hawk

It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth

Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
My cockateils are specialized Shit Hawks, never fail to Shit on my shoes.
by PyroPrincess21 March 29, 2022
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Hawking a loogie

Hawking a loogie on someone means that spitting on somebody only means that they hate you and they hope you die. Hawking a loogie is not romantic, or attractive through sexuality. Hawking a loogie is not forplay in sex, it just means the person is spitting on someone that they hope dies.
Did you see Steve Hawking a Loogie on Joseph? He really hates that man.

Why did Joseph hawking a loogie on Jane, he thinks she is such a bitch that does not deserve a raise in her Construction Work pay check.
by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025
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