Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Grass

Something u should touch if ur a Discord mod.

Discord mods: Hey kitten ilysm that I will give u all my life savings and I'll never go outside and touch grass

by Imagine using UD in 2022 June 10, 2022

Grass

A plant that is poisonous to gamers.

Aiden: Did you know that Jake hasn't touched grass in weeks?
Jake: wait what???

by ProFortniteGamer123 June 13, 2022

touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022

roll my grass

Roll my grass means to give someone a massage on their back/ass. It’s more of a sexual pleasure then an actual massage. (roll my grass)

‘Ayy, ayy, juicy lips, fattest ass
Figure like an hourglass
He comes over, hours passed
Rub my back and roll my grass
My time is tickin' boy, let's go (let's go)
He got tickets to my show
He not my main, he just a ho’
(Flo millie “pay day” ft rico nasty)

by Jaydd03 August 15, 2022

grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

Grass

The green thing outside on the ground that you should go touch

p 1: did you hear that Alfred has been playing minecraft for 3 days straight
p 2: wow
p 1: he should really go touch some grass
p 2: agreed

by picklses August 27, 2022