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GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021
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Grape

When impaired by psychoactive disassociative GHB/GBL another person commonly also under the influence of said substance (not required in all cases) takes it upon themselves to get touchy feely and they are well aware that it is gRape, so often they will close the door to the room or commit said gRape in the back of a truck, isolation is key to a successful gRape.

gRaping is often committed to obtain sexual gratification where it otherwise wouldn't be on the cards.
Oh my god, darling did you know that you were being gRaped by Tom, Dick & Harry last night.
by bigwillyp October 3, 2021
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grape

the type of anal plug that is, in fact as i have recently discovered, a fruit
bruh i found out my extra large grape is actually food
by grapeeater October 8, 2021
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Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021
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Dried Grape

You are a rat, and a Dried Grape
by SleepyBoiWasHere February 19, 2022
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Gape Grapes

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough
"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."
by BENJURMIND March 3, 2022
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grape geyser

the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.
Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!
by ubfrfrg March 5, 2022
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