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Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
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Orange goon

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?
by anonymous June 2, 2025
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Gooning

Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state

(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
I was gooning all night dude it was similar to that DMT we did last summer
by Gronkitis January 24, 2024
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Flicker Goon

An advanced method of gooning, typically harder for the pros. (The main point of gooning is to edge for hours.) Flicker gooning typically is a risky methods for pros because they could finish before the minimum time requirement.
“I gooned for 3 hours yesterday!”
“I can flicker goon for 7 seconds
by B1GB4NK May 27, 2024
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Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night
by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
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Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.
by KastotEmi March 22, 2025
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goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner
by antoano:3 August 23, 2025
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