One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.
I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!
by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017
n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 06, 2013
Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.
by Salamski December 22, 2021
"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
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