garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?

garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn

by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021

Mathamtaticus Gardener

A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.

And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.

by Henry broice September 21, 2021

Garden Gnome

Some tiny little man who is one of the funniest and coolest guy you will meet. He is such a well rounded guy and is good at almost everything he does. (He is also very good looking). But the one down size is he is tiny and can be a dick.

Ya know, Tyler is such a Garden Gnome

by ur mom gay 1245780 September 24, 2021

Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

Garden City

A town full of snobby, nasty, white kids who think they're better than everyone. The women in this town are ugly, stupid, white women who look down on minorities. The men are rude, fat guys who drink their lives away. The kids are horrible. They mostly come from white, republican, catholic families and scared of minorities. They're all racist and evil. Bottom Line: Garden City is a terrible place for people of color.

Boy 1: "Yo, did you hear about those stupid white bitches that died yesterday?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, those dummies were from Garden City.:

by FuckGardenCity February 24, 2022

Sea Garden

A decorative garden containing contents obtained from the sea and/or beach such as dead coral, shells, driftwood, and/or plants.

My neighbor has a pretty looking sea garden outside on her front porch.

by huneriscool17 March 7, 2022

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021