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Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya

Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concept and principles called - "Tri-Force" or the "Tatlong Lakas".
Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya founded Jendo in Mandaluyong City in 1973.
by Teresita I. Biscaro April 7, 2008
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grandpa's eyebrows

"Man, I had the craziest weekend. It was totally grandpa's eyebrows."

"Did you see how that guy was driving? He was grandpa's eyebrows."
by Repent--Harlequin April 21, 2010
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Ur grandpa is a transgenda

Worse than ur granny tranny, ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined times 9999
Roy: ur granny tranny

Tomer: Don’t make me do it
Roy: You won’t do it bitch
Tomer: ur grandpa is a transgenda

*Roy is taken by Satan and his heart explodes*
by UrGrandpa6969 March 13, 2018
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Ur grandpap a trap

This is the most offensive and destructive thing you could ever say to another person, once spoken, the victim of this statement will instantly lose all of their credibility and pride. If you say this to someone, their families will be forced to abandon them, and they will self-destruct shortly after. Napoleon Bonaparte used to use this insult to brutally massacre his mortal foes.
Borthwick: Ur greasy
Gretchen: Oh yah well ur keg has smeg
Borthwick: Ur mum gey
Gretchen: No u
Borthwick: Ur grandpap a trap
Gretchen: *bursts into a fiery inferno and is shamed for all eternity*
by Meatloaf Salad March 18, 2018
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Grandpa Simpson

Homer's dad on the Simpsons...he is very pathetic because he forgets everything, his family always forgets about him and leave him at the depressing rest home all day...fell in love with the worlds oldest woman, but it didnt work out...has a lot of weird medication that makes him go crazy...his real name is Abraham J. Simpson...
The swedish are coming! The swedish are coming!
by waAGhA! March 16, 2005
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Your grandpap a trap

When you need to one up everyone else’s insult...
by DarkiXe March 15, 2018
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grandmaing

The process of grabbing any kind of cheek. Originating from the stereotype of grandmas grabbing their grandchildren's cheeks
I was going to tell him to stop but then he began grandmaing my ass.
by jmh.2000 March 5, 2016
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