Futakuchi

A teenage boy who plays volleyball for Date Tech High, specifically, he's number 2. He is also the captain who had to take over after some third years retired.

"Hey, who do you simp for in Haikyuu?"

"The captain of Dateko who took over when the third years left the team!"

"Oh! That's Futakuchi!"

by Chrono4ever April 1, 2021

futchamps

sadness

ég spilaði futchamps í gær

by big_fucking_strokey_nonce April 26, 2021

future genetix

We only sell hermaphrodite seeds, we lie about our paperwork , we photoshop our lab results , we even have skidz pretending to be vets

Future genetix plants all herm. Save your 20 bucks and get buck a seed from weedasec

by Dthefraudghey May 6, 2021

futabasfanclub

Futabasfanclub is a tap fishman fan made account on tiktok, their account is binge-worthy content.
Their posts are so funny and I often find myself stalking their account.

“Omg I love tal fishman, I should go see if futabasfanclub posted about him!”

by Discochip May 29, 2021

Futul

To be intellectually subservient and enslaved in your own mind was invented by no other than AK

He is futul within himself

by Big Ys June 6, 2021

Futtered

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.

I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.

by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021

future boy

A term 1955 Doc Brown used when 1985 Marty McFly traveled 30 years back in time.

Doc: So tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?

by Tbc77 July 5, 2021