Free Bird

The Female act of not wearing underwear.

Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando

Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.

by Little Bobby Tables from xkcd August 1, 2008

free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat

"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"

by NEO LEO January 2, 2014

Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.

You are Mitchell Free.

by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009

Free Subway

Free Subway is usually defined as a dumb bet involving sexual activity and not getting your reward

"Hey Oliver, I'll give you 10 bucks to bang her."
"Nah man, that's such free subway!"

by Senpai Jeffries October 16, 2017

Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.

Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.

by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018

For Free On The Cheap

It means you bought or traded something and unintentionally received more product(s) than what you paid or traded for. That additional product(s) was therefore “Free” however there was a transaction of money, goods, or services required to receive the free item therefore it was “on the cheap.”

Yo man I bought a 6 pack a socks and there was 7 pairs in there, got that 7th one “for free on the cheap.”

by PoopMongrual August 28, 2020