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Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!
by Ez-A January 10, 2012
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Free Bird

The Female act of not wearing underwear.

Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando
Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.
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free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat
"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"
by NEO LEO January 2, 2014
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Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009
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free-wiping

Using the left hand to clean oneself, also known as "free-wiping," is a traditional practice in some cultures, particularly in regions where water is the primary cleaning method. It is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water afterward to maintain hygiene.

There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.
During the pandemic, my girlfriend and I ran out of toilet paper, so we had to resort to free-wiping. :(
by AkashicRecord April 18, 2023
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free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge
Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go
by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020
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