fishing

Masturbation.

Comes from "Master Baiter", get it?

Guys, I can't go out tonight, I'm going fishing.

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

fishing for sapplings

Favorite activity for pedophiles who look like Chris Monroe.

Dat freaky perv be fishing for sapplings a la Chris Monroe

by Claire Isaac October 3, 2003

fishing off the bridge

Making an educated guess.
Extrapolating from previous experience and personal knowledge either to predict future events or explain events about which you have no direct knowledge.

"Why did she ignore me just now?"
"I'm just fishing off the bridge here, but I think it's because you didn't call her last time."

by UrbanKeith September 6, 2009

Fishing

When a man has his penis (erect if possible) in anothers mouth and then attempts to lift the person up like their penis is a fishing rod and they just hooked an aggressive tuna.

Andrew’s wife was willing to be tea-bagged but drew the line at “going fishing”.

by HamB4clam November 17, 2017

Fishing

When a creepy ass man is in a park with a fishing rod, and at the end of the fishing rod he has a candy bar. He is standing on a van and is fishing for children.

Kid: Mom what is he doing?
Mom: Don't come close he is fishing.

by waklsdjf;klasdjfklasf May 29, 2018

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

scale of fishiness

The scale that is used for rating how fishy or shrimp smelling a pussy is. Scale goes from 0-100 and 100 is the most smelling pussy ever, usually from a nasty dyke who just got done with a soccer or softball match and didnt wash herself the last few nights.. Used for indicating whether or not someone has a smoked trout or not, as well as other things.

Will Smith "DAAAAAAAAAMN my brothaaaa, that girl has a stankkkyyyyyy mofuggin pussayyyyyy"
Sean Connery " Yea, shes got to be at LEAST a 75 on the scale of fishiness"

by the fisherman of life January 1, 2010