Fart Lock 

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

Fart Lock by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

Fart Door 

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

Fart Door by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012

Fart flapping 

When a female uses a vibrator so powerful it causes the vaginal lips to slap each other causing the lips to make a "fart" sound.

Sarah: hey Jen did you use the penetrator 6000 last night?

Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.

Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.

Fart flapping by nipsmandem May 18, 2014

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

fart yard by dbswir March 10, 2016

fart turd 

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

fart turd by Erscpu September 15, 2016

Fart Life 

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

Fart Life by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

fart cry 

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

fart cry by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017