Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas). Its as possible that someone that doesn't hold trees sacred or thinks of them as matchsticks would have an interest in burning them as it is that an industrial accident, electrical accident, or lightning caused the fires.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Siesta Fiesta

When the drug dealer has a two for one sale of roofies

"Man that Siesta Fiesta was nuts, I don't even remember what happened

by Cum Gremlin April 13, 2021

Box flies

When a vagina is sexually overused it has not a rotting smell, but the smell of old, mixed, stinky semen from dozens of men and the smell begins to attract flies.

“Mmm, Kim’s looking good.”
“Nah, fam. Stay away from Kim. She gots the box flies.”

by Larsone31 May 20, 2022

Dodgy Firestick

A more distinguished and elegant way of consuming media. A jailbroken amazon firestick with access to any and every film/show on the planet

How are you watching the last of us show, do you have HBO max?
Na mate, dodgy firestick

by Huemongous February 5, 2023

The camel flies at midnight

When a sista from another mista has a cameltoe, this is the secret girl code to use if you want to let her know.

Jessica: "OMG, Andrea, the camel flies at midnight!"

Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."

Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."

by doodooadollop August 18, 2013

German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men

It's good to have a German meat fiesta

by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019

lord of the flies

The worst book in the whole fucking wide world. I will feed the boys in the book krokodil. which krokodil is a dangerous drug.

This book is more like Lard of the Faggots

Fuck Lord of the Flies

by BKBLUEY May 24, 2023