founddouchen

A foundation of douches, originated and founded by Benjermin Warren and Lily Heym the Jews and Kyra the Buddhist

Man, we make a great founddouchen

by Lrh12243 May 2, 2018

FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN

sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019

foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

by QuacksO September 3, 2019

foundo

short for foundation - makeup

what foundo do you use?

by betty whiteb November 27, 2019

founderwank

Invoking the one or more of the founding fathers of the United States as of they were perfect gods among men in the hopes of shutting down a debate.

Bonus points for quoting an obscure piece of writing out of context.

"George Washington, the father of our country himself, stated in a letter to his beloved wife that he had an unpleasant time during his visit to Virginia. Clearly the entire state is inferior."

"I'm not a fan of founderwank. Can you try again with an actual logic based argument?"

by Cheesewiz Man August 29, 2020

Founding Mother

The wife of one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.

by 1234567890abcdefghij November 13, 2020

Foundation Glazing

The art of cumming on a women's feet after getting an aggressive foot job.

You should see the foundation glazing job I did on my wife's little feet last night.

by Bungbunh2020 December 27, 2020