fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010

Female Inept

The inability for a male to determine whether or not a person of the opposite sex is making passes and/or flirting with him; the inability to read a females cues and therefore fail at moving the friendship/relationship forward.

Dude, you're so female inept, that you didn't notice that girl giving you the eye.

by dabphr July 15, 2011

Fecal Frown

A girl whose smile looks like she's smelling a fart.

Friend 1: Yo Darnell, check out this girl she maaad cute.

Friend 2: Nah yo, that bitch got a fecal frown.

by pseduceonym April 30, 2014

female dong

Pretty common in Thailand, it's a Big surprise for certain tourists (specially from the U.S.), some people enjoy female dongs.

"I thought she was a woman but she had a dong"
"His wife has a bigger female dong than him"
" you see that dancer? Ask her about her female dong"

by omniscientbanana January 27, 2015

Female Question

A question posed by a female usually to a male where any answer will seemingly be the wrong one.

Female: So what exactly are we
Male: Where friends
Female: is that all i am to you!

Female: So what exactly are we
Male: Where dating aren't we
Female: Since when were we that serious?

Female: WHat are we
Male: I'm not answering that that's a female question

by Define24 August 11, 2019

femal dog

Femal dog is just female dog without an e

U spelled femal dog wrong

by Ai45 May 15, 2020

fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020