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Get the dudu fadende mug.(Proper Noun) A sexy beast, someone how is always down for a party, drinking, an all around fun person.
Known not to take shit , its pay up or shut up.
Smooth with the ladys, a natural charm, inviting smile , and the best boyfriend you can imagine.
Known not to take shit , its pay up or shut up.
Smooth with the ladys, a natural charm, inviting smile , and the best boyfriend you can imagine.
by Jealous Girl September 26, 2011
Get the Chris Dutcher mug.Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009
Get the M&M Duels mug.The proper etiquette of bathroom usage post-defecation. Universal examples are that of putting the toilet seat down, courtesy-flushing mid-way, renewing the toilet paper roll, washing one’s hands, plunging when needed, and Febreezing the affected area(s).
Chris: "Dude, why did you close the door after you took a shit, you've got to let the room air out."
James: "Sorry, I guess I don't have proper dumpiquette."
James: "Sorry, I guess I don't have proper dumpiquette."
by Shit Patrol October 20, 2010
Get the dumpiquette mug.This is an Igboname from Nigeria. It means “God Lives With Me”.
It’s a gender neutral name, but it’s mostly given to girls.
It’s a gender neutral name, but it’s mostly given to girls.
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by RichTheD August 8, 2018
Get the Duasexuality mug.Hey did you go to the doctor to have your plum dumpling removed?
It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn
Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?
It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn
Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?
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