Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

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drunk tank

A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks

I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.

drunk tank by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

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Drunk'nt

Drunk'nt is a state of a human wen they are starting to no longer be able to property think basically melting down, this ussually happens because the person is too tired to be able to think properly not by any alcohol.

I have a pencilllllllll...........
You are so Drunk'nt.

Drunk'nt by anonymous August 16, 2023

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Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

Drunk Uncled by GCWrites August 22, 2023