Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.

I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.

by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021

Boris Driver

A person who is really bad at driving in games and practically turns cars into planes with the way they drive

Bro you are such a Boris Driver. I am never letting you behind the wheel ever again.

by S1gerius June 26, 2024

Bus driver

She is a particularly rude bitch who nobody you can have on the bus and shell take it away I am writing this on the bus

She is a rude bus driver

by Ulikecarrots November 6, 2020

Bull Driver

A Gay Ass Nigga Who Kisses Peoples Asses And Threatens People With The Most Non Threatening Things Ever.

Paul Is A Bull Driver.

by flappyflem23 June 8, 2020

Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to ride over another man's cock.

Wow did you heard?! Andrei the romanian dick driver rode his dick right of!

Yes i heard, it was after a car deal gone wrong in Droeshout!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022

Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.

Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?

by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024