Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
by Madchen April 22, 2019
Get the Aspirin datemug. Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend
by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018
Get the date nursemug. A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.
from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.
by 2020forever August 1, 2020
Get the dating historymug. According to Miss Chelly,
When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
by Miss Chelly March 8, 2018
Get the apology datemug. Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 3, 2015
Get the tech datemug. by Tittlator. September 24, 2014
Get the Turtle Datemug. maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.
by ccfvr August 21, 2021
Get the e-datingmug.