dresdale

a guy who is who is afraid of rapists and ignores really awesome girls who pelvic thrust them in art class but they run away and who doesn't let there girlfriend give the "special hugs" but yea he also thinks his girlfriend is lesbian because she made out withh a hott person of the female gender

hes ignoring that totally awesome girl hitting on him hes such a dresdale

by jesusbaby11 October 21, 2008

Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

by B294 November 21, 2016

dession

A depression session; or in other words, a small session or period of time in which someone is depressed

“Hey bro, can I talk to you? I’m having a dession”
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“What was wrong at school today?”
“Nothing, I was just having a dession”

by platonicallyhateyou February 28, 2018

Desserped

Desserped, Depressed Backwards, You’re probably scared to say that you are depressed and need a Therapist.

AHAHA, I have nothing to do, so I will just search up desserped in Urban dictionary

Hooman 1: ey

Hooman 2: what the fuck do you want NOW?

Hooman 1: I AM DESSERPED, AND I NEED A TSIPAREHT

HOoman 2: what th-

Hooman 1: grabs gun

The end, hooman 1 is ded

I am desserped, That’s why My mom took me to a therapist.

by UwOそお November 6, 2020

dessi dessi

like DESPERATE! like very desperate

word by amora

someone is doing the most to get attention desperately

girl 1: oh she trying to take my man she dessi dessi

by amoraolivia November 15, 2022

dessi dessi

like DESPERATE! like very desperate

girl 1: this chick is trying to get with my man cuz she can’t find one
girl 2: oh she dessi dessi

by amoraolivia November 15, 2022