Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo
by January 16, 2024
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Dildo Fondling

When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly
Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling
by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020
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Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain
by BurritoEater101 April 10, 2024
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you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
by #4567 February 21, 2017
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All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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