albino dildo

Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo

Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!

by MessyThings May 4, 2018

Dildo

A big or small fat or skinny plastic dick

Used by woman to masturbate

My girlfriend loves her dildo she moans so loud

by TheMilkMan December 11, 2017

dildo

Tools used for curious guys and girls who don't have a step brother.

Girl:i'm so horny
Also Girl: lucky i got this dildo to shove into my ass.

by The mighty egg December 9, 2019

dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm

oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick

by the big croc September 10, 2020

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina

"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"

by Mokesdad September 23, 2017

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023