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Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef
Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.
by Meaningoflife2010101 June 18, 2016
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depends

Interviewer: Dick Cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?
Dick Cheney: Depends.
by Agnos Morehead August 6, 2006
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Deployment Goggles

Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.
"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"

"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"
by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010
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Depression Dots

Dots used to represent long dramatic pauses in phrases to show how depressed a person is, the more dots a person uses, the more likely they are to kill you...and your family
gone......and nobody cares.........
by Buddy lee October 13, 2003
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e-depression

The mental disorder that 95% of myspace users suffer from.
"Oh help, my life is so shit, i wanna die, im suffering from e-depression"

"He was my life, i cant live without him"

"Somebody kill me, i hate life"
by Zolace September 15, 2008
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Nevada Deposit Box

its like regular vaginal or anal intercourse but replace the penis with the balls. these become like anal beads or cute little dildo nuts. the friction is a little harder to produce, but the intense feeling of bonding that is synonymous with nevada depositioning more than makes up for the lack of normalcy. anyway, you're from nevada, you're not looking for missionary position are you? you want the fresh. the epic nutsertion of delight.
A player handles a lot of money in life. He know the value of a real investment.
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A nad properly alloacated accrues real interest. love interest that is.

two lumps of coal can become diamonds with this technique.
yo yo yo, i pulled a Nevada Deposit Box with my girl and left my jeweles in there for safe keeping. also, the value increases over time.
by cetera December 19, 2008
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Post Holiday Depression

Post Holiday Depression (PHD) : General feeling of sadness and depression and hatred of all things work-related soon after a long holiday. Symptoms usually show at least 4 hours into the first work day after a holiday and can linger for up to a year until the next festive season.

No known deaths have have recorded due to PHD, but severe cases of office in-fighting, bickering, and crying have been noted in the IT industry soon after New Years.
Sue came back from the Cape Town with a severe case of Post Holiday Depression and refuses to send those invoices!
by Dr I. H. Work January 26, 2010
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