Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.

Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

Bad Decision

A drink that is and leads to bad decisions. It's Red Bull and Tequila

What are you in the mood for? Bad Decisions!

by Charlotte Baller July 25, 2020

destroy dick december

First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.

"Ayo bruh use up all that nut you saved on no nut november at destroy dick december"

by Bussa Nut November 13, 2017

Decrapitate

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

December 3rd

Hug your girlfriend/boyfriend in the morning, during lunch and after school

Me:Today is December 3rd you know what that means
Her/him: Come on and give me a hug

by Joe_daddy November 25, 2019

december 2

give a single your hoodie day

its december 2, so i have to give a single person my hoodie

by sofia toscano October 26, 2019

December 1

Today is national find you’re friend a boyfriend day. cough cough gavriella is single

amaya: it’s december 1st i better go find my friend a boyfriend

by Mrs. Ella October 31, 2019