Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by authenticgoth August 9, 2024

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by gothbboy August 9, 2024

self cumscious

self conscious about the taste of your own cum

oml you made so self cumscious.

by DBEAST2121 August 17, 2024

frozen cumshot

A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.

man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."

"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."

by foup December 28, 2023

spitinbutt cumshot

A synonym for a local meth avenger in Birchwood TN. Aka a Gary.

In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!

by Bratty DC January 22, 2024

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023