Cronchy

The texture of a cockroach

I'm stuffed! That roach was cronchy!

by Giga_Humphrey February 21, 2022

Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

crunchamunch

to eat a girl out

I crunchamunched her last night

by ?your friend March 17, 2004

Crunchdunker

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women

I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

crunchewy

A mixture of "crunchy" and "chewy", describing the texture of certain foods.

"Genisoy's mint chocolate soy protein bars are crunchewy! They're delicious!"

"Cookies in caramel and chocolate coating...mmm, crunchewy goodness!"

by Sandy87 May 16, 2005

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010