slut crumpet

A british whore

Guy 1: My mom's in the hospital because of the sex.
Guy 2: She's such a slut crumpet.

by Jhintop April 24, 2019

Humble crumbling

That feeling of gratefulness filling you up when something kind happens in the world and catches you off guard

I had a humble crumbling in my heart when I saw those of kids feeding the tiny cat.

by meowmouse February 11, 2020

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

bussy crumbs

leftovers from someone's bussy

ayo lemme get some of your bussy crumbs!

by glock glock you can't stop October 22, 2020

Cum crumbs

The leftover cum in ur bum

I heard sam left cum crumbs in Brooks bum

by Pooman42069 January 7, 2021

Gilmorians crummy surprise

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69

Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise

by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021

Gravy Crumpet

A sexual act - rimming someone with explosive diarrhoea.

Oh man, I was with Joe last night, we drank Moviprep and gave each other the Gravy Crumpet. Best night I've ever had.

by Legandor January 8, 2022