Skip to main content

Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
mugGet the Rent-a-copmug.

cops

Police or pigs who get annoying or ruin the fun- if you wanna catch some get a box of doughnuts and cheap coffee
p1 : Fucking hell look at those pigs
p2 : Don't you mean the cops?
p1 : Same thing idiot
by fatsharks101 June 23, 2019
mugGet the copsmug.

Cop A Case

"Cop a case" Termed by JLP is when an individual does something to cause a court case. This can range from anything that has to do with fighting to using violent terms.
"My moms bothering me I swear I'm finna cop a case"
by the boyfriend that tries May 23, 2019
mugGet the Cop A Casemug.

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
mugGet the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug.

cringe cop

A person who overuses the word ‘cringe’ to the point where it’s cringeworthy in and of itself. The irony is that they give up so much of their own time to mock all who fit their meaning of ‘cringe’. A pun on ‘cringe comps’, which tend to be their sad excuses for YouTube videos.
He thinks he’s better than you just because you like ponies? What a cringe cop.
by PonyTrainBoi March 29, 2021
mugGet the cringe copmug.

Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.
Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.
by TBohnanza September 12, 2020
mugGet the Cop Infested Watersmug.

autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car
Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man
by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017
mugGet the autism copmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email