We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008
Get the mirth controlmug. 
Get the Penal controlmug. The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.
Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
Get the Internal locus of controlmug. person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone
person 2: damn, i feel your loss
person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
person 2: damn, i feel your loss
person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024
Get the parental controlsmug. keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023
Get the control shift nmug. Person 1: *keeps nagging about getting in a massive line for coffee*
Rest of group: Sharon, we are not waiting 2hrs for you to get watered down coffee when you don't even like coffee.
Person 1: we are getting in this line whether you like it or not!
Group: Damn, what a Control-hole!
Rest of group: Sharon, we are not waiting 2hrs for you to get watered down coffee when you don't even like coffee.
Person 1: we are getting in this line whether you like it or not!
Group: Damn, what a Control-hole!
by Papiernesto January 2, 2020
Get the Control-holemug. Like most things rednecks hate, it's logical
Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police
Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police
1: (American) We don't need no gun control, it's unconstitutional
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)
by That random brit July 5, 2023
Get the Gun Controlmug.