Chuck Noris

The most incredible creature ever to live. Also a sex god with a huge penis.

I saw chuck noris and now I don't know what to beleive in.

by Jacky8888 November 7, 2013

Chuck Norris

A communist killing God

I pray to Chuck Norris every night for salvation

by Jackjonny5 November 3, 2016

chuck norris

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist

did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?

by partybear December 27, 2008

chuck norris

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

by Jorsie December 9, 2007

chuck norris

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

by Sam Schley October 2, 2007

chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007

Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009