Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.

jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas

by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

white christmas

Having a large number of oxy contin or percocets to enjoy for yourself or with other people. Preferably a high dosage as well

O man my dealer came through, where having a white christmas tonight

by streetthug23 December 18, 2008

white christmas

It's another name for a wet dream.

Last night I had a white christmas in your bed.

by Lub27 February 13, 2007

Christmas Ham

When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"

Nancy, would you like to be as baked as an Christmas Ham, or an Apple Pie?

by Bazooka Bertha April 26, 2011

Black Christmas

On christmas day you open your gift to find a black dick chillin in a box. See dick in a box for more details.

Girl 1: Did you get anything interesting for christmas?
Girl 2: I had a black christmas.
Girl 1: Ouch!

by burnsbras August 30, 2009

Jiminy Christmas

When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.

"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"

"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"

"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."

by Necksmater April 30, 2020