Chip

A "lip" of "Chewing Tobacco"

Schlops: "Hey Cakes, you got a chipper i can sauce?"
Cakes: "Yea man, long keezy"
Schlops: "Yo lemme post and thwace this chip"

by PostinWithAFatChip November 29, 2009

chip momma

someone who likes chip munks and is the momma to your girlfriend.

i love you chip momma - jay-z.

by hgjfsdsdjgfsdj April 9, 2010

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

Chipes

Bumps you get on your ass after having anal sex with someone with an STD.

Man I've got this horrible grouping of chipes on my ass from that arch douche Dan.

He thinks he's all that and a bag of chipes.

by BR0KN February 22, 2011

chip digger

a word you could call your friend who likes to eat some of your chips.....you know.the one who will say,"hey man can i have a CHIP", and they will casually reach into the deepest part of your bag and come out with a huge handful of chips.
leaving you with half a bag of chips until the next time they ask.

chip digger,mooch,hog,fat kid,jerk,best friend

by Rocco.P June 10, 2011

Chip-share

Verb: The act of (willing or unwilling) sharing your chips with a friend.

Stephenson opens a bag of chips.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.

by jaybollman December 8, 2011

chipchipchip

A sounds that cute animals make. This list includes, but is not limited to: birds, kittens, dogs, and boyfriends.

Said animals normally make this noise when they are attempting to woo cute girls for cuddling, affection, or beard stroking.

Girl: 'Hey boy, are we going to go swimming or or biking this afternoon?'

Boy: 'chipchipchip'

Girl: 'Huh?'

Boy: 'I really just want you to stroke my beard.'

by beardyboy December 12, 2011