Chomper

A pink t-rex with white spots. The spots can change color, shape, or form into frowny or happy faces depending entirely on the Chomper’s mood. Chomper’s love to harass and bother their egg, doing anything they can to get eggtention at the expense of the egg’s peace and quiet. They love chocolate and playing video games. Sometimes they’ll even turn into rusty bikes or fossil fuels, again depending on how they’re feeling.

Wow, that chomper won’t stop bothering her egg!

by Sleepy chomper January 31, 2021

Chomp

Haha funny meme

what a chomp

by what a epic gamer moment March 1, 2021

chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

chompensation

the payment of pizza and beer in return for the physical labor of friends

"Who can help me move this weekend? Place is up five flights of stairs and I own several pianos, but generous chompensation will be provided.

by Hadley Precious April 6, 2021

Chompers

Teeth

"It's bed time. Make sure you brush your chompers"

by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible

I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?

by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021

chompers

british slang term for beans

lemme get some of those chompers

by sweatylarry45 June 10, 2021