Chairaphilia

When having sex with a chair fulfills your every fantasy.

Like Necrophilia, but only Chairaphilia. Like "I want to have sex with my chair."

by Jak Meihoff January 12, 2010

Chairlift Hospitality

Using this on a chairlift is code for would you like to smoke a bowl

Riding up the chairlift, I asked the guy next to me if he believed in chairlift hospitality, he answered by pulling out a fatty joint and we bolth blazed down on the way up

by Skier of the NW Gnar February 27, 2010

Chairboarding

Riding a wheeled office chair over a smooth surface, after building up speed by running or being launched by your fellow chairboarders. A popular way of relieving stress and boredom in corporate America.

On Friday afternoons, work gives way to chairboarding throughout the white-collar world as the workforce looks to get an early start on the weekend.

by deadmaker7 September 18, 2010

chair job

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

by Dbag Express October 20, 2010

chair crunk

to do crunk dancing in a chair. works best in rocking &/or pivoting chairs eg. office chairs

wow that girl can chair crunk

by originalnoodlegirl July 3, 2011

chairtime

Sitting back in your favorite chair (or any comfortable chair) and receiving oral sex from your significant other.

"Honey, do you think I could have a little chairtime later?"

by mvd916 October 13, 2011

Chair slip

When you fart and it sounds like a chair moving a bit.

Did you fart?
Just a chair slip!

by chairslip April 9, 2015