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San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009
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celesaurivern

People with no penis. Lost father and mother at a very tender young age hence that very sad attitude against others. Treat it with extreme kindness. Otherwise, it will rape Americans of all ages and sizes
You're a celesaurivern? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by celesaurivern April 17, 2004
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Celeste Saadeh

Holy Shit! Celeste Saadeh is so fucking HOT!!
by Z-Fizzle December 14, 2008
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Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010
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splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.
by Jebbedo May 4, 2009
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cell gum

People who always stick with there cellular phones.
cell gum: cell=cellular with gum. People, who are very much talkative always get stuck with there cell phones.
by vibhasha Sharma December 9, 2008
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