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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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City of Churches

Very old fashioned name for Brooklyn, NY, referring to the many church steeples that dominated the mostly low rise skyline of Brooklyn when compared to the taller skyscrapers of Manhattan
Brooklyn was known as the city of churches
by mmrw December 18, 2022
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The Church of Bruce Lee

"If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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God Church

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
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Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
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The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people
I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
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