by Christian caniff October 7, 2019
Get the CHRISTIAN CANIFF mug.Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020
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Chris TDL is a cry baby. Instead of running his 9 fake companies, he spends all of his time victimizing himself on Urban Dictionary. He rages over the definitions that expose him for who he truly is because they have a better like-dislike ratio than his self-written lies. Get a job, Christopher.
Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is so obsessed with his Urban Dictionary definitions?
Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.
Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.
Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.
Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.
by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL May 21, 2021
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kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
by christmasluvr December 26, 2010
Get the the day after christmas mug.1)When someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child.
2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)
2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)
"yo man, did you see john's baby pictures?"
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"
other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"
other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.
by SammyKraft April 16, 2009
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