carny

One who is freakishly deformed in such a manner that it may scare other

"Eww....eleven toes? You are such a carny!"

by trogdor February 7, 2003

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CART

A fart that is cowardly overdubbed with a loud staged cough to avoid embarrassment in polite company.

Charlie: Yes ma'am. *CART!*
The Queen: Oh you poor boy, you should really get something for that chest.
Charlie: Yes ma'am.

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

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This bitch is a lesbian. But she covers it up by dating boys with names such as matt or dan. She's a cool girl to hang out with but don't be surprised when she kicks you out of the bed in the middle of the night for taking too much blanket. Melissa Carey can be used as a verb to show violence in the middle of the night but not remembering it the next morning or an adjective to explain a closet nerd.

"Wow dude you Melissa Careyed me last night"
or
Friend #1: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Friend #2: "Nah, I hafta study tonight.."
Friend #1: "Come on dude you're being Melissa Carey"

by pooh bearrrr March 4, 2011

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jim carey

1) To kill with extreme prejudice

I like little dude who keeps his money so neat
But I still bury a nigga
Put The Mask on, Jim Carey a nigga (Blaou)

by Chris Judah April 15, 2007

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Cart

When someone farts and sneezes simultaneously, producing a resultant sound that is equivalent to Satan's exorcism. Such release of bodily gas from the butt hole and the mouth hole releases tension in the individual's body but causes great discomfort to those around him.

Joanna carted! Ewwwww
I am sick and I just had beans for lunch. Carted so hard in the bathroom, like Deandra taking a shit.

by pegauniconusus March 17, 2013

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