butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.

Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.

by TheWorkingJacib May 14, 2015

Corgi butts

The most beautiful thing ever

Corgi butts are beautiful and plump like the well known moto moto

by Pandanugget2.0 March 16, 2019

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 17, 2022

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018