british breakfast 

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

british breakfast by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Portugese Breakfast 

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"

I gave my wife a portugese breakfast this morning.

Portugese Breakfast by Pdogs September 18, 2005

hot breakfast 

a hot breakfast is the first sexual act of the day, where the woman sucks the man's dick from behind and then he takes a dump in her face. usually a part of foreplay.

We had to take a break after foreplay so Stacey could take a shower because i gave her a hot breakfast.

hot breakfast by hmmmmmmmmmmmmoddd January 16, 2011

Whore's Breakfast 

A punch in the mouth

"You want your breakfast whore? Here's your breakfast!"

I gave her such a whore's breakfast, she won't need any lunch.

Whore's Breakfast by drudad April 20, 2008

mexican breakfast 

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.

mexican breakfast by adrienne July 23, 2004

romanian breakfast 

Having coffee, cake & anal sex in the morning.

- Hey sweetie! Are you up for breakfast?
- Only if it's Romanian Breakfast!

romanian breakfast by BKMB January 17, 2009

the lumberjack breakfast 

When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

the lumberjack breakfast by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 7, 2007