bottles

tits, breasts, boobs

what a set of bottles

by itsmebear34 August 22, 2016

Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021

You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner

Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!

by Papi Warbuck$ July 3, 2017

sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024

european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus

Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"

by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017

ketchup bottle

A funny word for Satan

Ketchup bottle lives in hades

by napalmspittingllamma November 7, 2022

Bottle rocket

First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.

Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020