three beer pirate

A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.

Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.

by Holden McKock July 22, 2006

beer

The best way to get sex...

OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?

by MOG1 April 19, 2005

dad beer

light, generic, cheap beer that middle-aged men (dads) buy. refered to as "dad beer" when consumed by 20-something kids who still live with their parents, who are either too poor to buy the good stuff, or (in most cases) they just ran out of it and want to keep the party going.

"hey, we're all out of jagermeister, but I've got some dad beer in the fridge if you want some."

by ANB March 2, 2008

Hold My Beer

A phrase that signals an imminent episode of drunken stupidity ending with injury whenever it is said.

I bet you can't jump down from here and land on your feet.
You're on. Hold my beer.
WAIT NO-

*Jumps*

by sebacostamr December 27, 2018

1 beer 15 minutes

The act of consuming only one beer within fifteen minutes. This is the alcoholics supreme challenge. In theory, it is not possible for an alcoholic to drink only 1 beer at the bar within 15 minutes. The drink will last either 5 minutes, or will turn into three to four drinks within that 15 minutes, or they will give up and stay at the bar for extended hours.

The theorum has been tested generally during the hours of 2pm-3pm during work hours, or immediately following office hours, generally 5pm. The 2pm-3pm attempts are normally coordinated through instant messenger or email, and involve serious planning on leaving the office in increments to not appear suspicious.

note: 98% of the time, all participants of the Pittsburgh area fail.

<through instant messenger>

sparky: "the vpn is down again man. the goat must have chewed through the phone line"

Duds: "Bob's Place. 1 beer 15 minutes"

Sparky: "i'll gather the crew."

20 min later...

Crew member: "i wonder if they know we're gone??"

60 minutes later...

crew is still at the bar, with no intention on returning until 9pm, only to go people bowling in the kitchen with water bottles, while smoking cigarettes, and someone decides its a good idea to shread a roll of toilet paper all over the men's room

by milkacow June 26, 2008

beer pong

Beer Pong is a drinking game that originates from Beirut, Lebanon. It was invented in the 1980's on a regular ping pong table, although beer pong does not necessarily need to be played on a ping pong table, but a table long enough to have a distance of 6 feet or more between the sets of cups.

The traditional style is a pyramid-scheme of 10 cups on each side, filling them with 2-3 12oz beers, with each side having a water cup to wash the balls. The game is usually played with 4 people although you can also play singles.

The object of the game is to toss a ping pong ball into your opponents cup, and if done so they must drink. There are many different varieties of beer pong, one of the most famous is shown in the movie Beerfest, called Paddle Pong, played with one cup and ping pong paddles.

For more information on beer pong game types or the official rules please check www.ponguniversity.com

I just spent 100$ creating my own beer pong table, it has a remote control that drops the table down from the ceiling which triggers spotlights and techno music.

by Pobecax June 13, 2008

beer shit

A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as "Natural Ice" produce the most painful and smelliest.

I drank a 12 pack of Natty Ice last night and am paying for it today. It feels like a beer shit is brewing.

by Howie Feldersnatch2221 December 7, 2009