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Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 19, 2012
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muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.
"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."
by GlideAbove December 16, 2013
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australian bobsled

When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!
Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.
by stihl December 27, 2013
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Blue boobs

When a nursing woman's breasts become full of milk and it becomes painful.
Like blue balls but for women
I haven't pumped in awhile, it's so sore I think I have blue boobs
by Inkedphotographer April 22, 2016
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Jamaican bobsled

When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.
Man: bro he is a legend
Man 2: why?
Man: he pulled off a Jamaican bobsled on stacy
by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017
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pigeon boobs

When a woman has lop sided, saggy breasts that move back and forth whenever she walks.
Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!
by Jessfuckinhayorite January 4, 2018
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Nigerian Bobsled

Sexual intercourse among 3 colored men usually occurring in the snow.
That Nigerian bobsled was very fast.
by Mansa.Musa February 15, 2018
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