boner pilot 

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒

boner pilot by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Boner Crippled 

Inability to walk due to a public erection

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"

Boner Crippled by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016

boner muffin 

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

boner muffin by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016

Boner basher 

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether

1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow

Boner basher by beaner master98 September 12, 2016

Boner Blockers 

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection

This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!

Boner Blockers by Jba000HD December 14, 2016

boner solstice 

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

boner solstice by SapDMan January 29, 2017

Boner Arrow 

When a young woman lefts her legs over her head while getting boned

Wow she just boner arrowed!

Boner Arrow by Rik_Skin February 16, 2017