beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

yer beat

to inform a person or persons of how they are dispicable or how they have just been blatenly robbed.

Hey roger, yer beat!

by Kranzmiester November 8, 2007

beat braking

Braking your car to the beat of music while stopped at a red light.

Beat braking is fun but can ruin your car's brake system

by megan718 February 9, 2009

beat a fag

To smoke a cigarette.

Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!

by proteinmoose March 18, 2014

Siq Beats

Sick beats - Beats (any form of music, though can refer to specific rhythmic beats) that show truly exceptional qualities; of the highest quality, etc. Can also be used as a general positive adjective.

Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.

"these beats are MAD siq, cuz"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"

by bezdelnik July 29, 2014

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016