Boat Fuck

A chick that you fuck on a boat that you own and you fuck her on the boat exclusively in whatever city the boat is slipped.

J: "So it this chick a city chick or a boat fuck?"
T: "She's just one of my boat fucks."

by SeamusOLanigan September 9, 2016

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Liberator Boat

The greatest boat of all time. It masters through vicious waves with ease and looks better on water than any other boat out there. It also sounds really good if it has twin engines.

Dan: "Wow that boat looks nice, what kind is it?"
Jen: "That's a Liberator boat!"

by seadoopsycho January 2, 2011

Pleasure Boatin

Pleasure boatin' is the act of sitting on one's boat; except, instead of physically traveling anywhere on the boat, the boat is free to float aimlessly around its present body of water. Although nicer boats are always preferred for this activity, pleasure boatin' can take place on anything from a raft or inner tube to a yacht. Pleasure boatin' is also strongly associated with the activities of day drinking (especially whiskey and beer) and is a popular hobby of Midwesterns living on the Great Lakes.

Visitor: "Why isn't that boat going anywhere? Those people have been sitting on it drinking ALL DAY."
Knowledgeable Midwesterner: "Oh, they're just Pleasure Boatin'."

by rainbowsrus April 24, 2011

Booty Boat

The act of sticking your face between someone's butt cheeks and making the motorboat sound. Just like Motor Boating, only on the opposite side of the body.

Damn, that chick has one fine ass, I'd booty boat that right here and now!

by MrPhotography October 28, 2013

beef boat

When you shit in a girl's vag while wearing a sailors hat whilst butt naked

Joe:Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Alex:Yeah I definitely pulled out the sailor hat and beef boat'ed her

by AlextherealOG69 May 30, 2016