Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.

"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."

by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017

Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch

"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"

by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017

Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.

I cant eat this, its a sock apple.

by desertbears July 10, 2010

Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face

I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013

Apple Out

AppleKing's way of saying goodbye or cya.

Person: "Bye Mr. Apple".
AppleKing: "Apple out mate".

by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) January 31, 2021

poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018