alabama rally

A regular rally in Alabama....

That turns into an orgy.

Guy: "Yo did you go to the Alabama rally yesterday"
Girl: "Yeah, it was totally epic. I got a Alabama hot pocket"

by FruitSnacks2 September 28, 2017

Alabama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.

Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.

by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018

Alabama

Where Donald Trump is moviing after he gets booted out of the white house.

Ex 1:

A: did you hear? Joey and his sister ran off to Alabama!
B: I knew they looked at eachother wierd.

Ex 2:

A: I heard you were moving, where to?
B: Alabama.
A: *stares suspiciously*
B: Oh, don't worry. All my family is dead!
A: oh, phew.
A: wait-

by im u fucking sadist17 January 26, 2021

university of alabama

Known for having 12 National Championships (The NCAA gives us 17). 51 Bowl Appearances and 29 bowl wins (Both Records). 21 SEC Championships. The Greatest Football Coach of all time. U of A is no Harvard but is a Quality institution. But who counts how many College Jeopardy Championships you have.

Alabama has the the greatest football tradition. Some people complain about how we live in the past. But when you have a past to live in it is different.

by Luap Sille May 3, 2005

agawam

a small town full of drama and noone ever comes here as a tourist spot. the only good thing is that there is a small bowling ally and 6 flags, everything fun in the town had beeen burned or closed agawam is a good place to live if you are old and boaring

Agawam here i come... this is it wow im board lets leave

by red gielspot February 9, 2010

alabama

Alabama is the best state in the United States. I've lived here for most of my life. The media characterizes Alabama as nothing but a bunch of hicks who wear overalls has a confederate flag and screws their sisters. In fact, every state has that whether the admit it or not.Everyone thinks we are racists but we are not. Down here everybody understands each other and gets along. You can't find that in places like L.A. and New York and such. College football is god down here. It's where during the fall a holiday is every saturday when Alabama plays. Anyone who is someone in Alabama knows who Paul "Bear" Bryant is. We hate Orange and Blue together because of Auburn. The Iron Bowl is one of the biggest days of the year.Familes friends and hosehoulds are divided once a year for this game. Everyone grills out and has plenty of beer. Alabama is where we have fun mudd riding and such. Also..Alabama has some of the most gorgeous girls in the states besides the Georgia Peaches.

Guy talking to his girlfriend

Guy: Are you ready for the Iron Bowl this year?

Girl: Yeah you Alabama fans are going down this time.

by UA Tony UA July 15, 2006

Alabama Blowdart

Alabama Slurpee Chugging is while have anal sex with your partner, you take a slurpee and pour it in their ass, you then proceed to fuck her in the ass, then take a slurpee straw, put it in her ass and slurp it up. You then swish it around your mouth and blow the ass-slurpee into her nose with the straw and watch as she struggles to swallow it as you punch her in the stomach so it comes back out her other nostril.

Friend: What did you do last night?

You: I gave my Great Grandmother a wicked Alabama Blowdart at the bingo game last night.

Friend: Dang that sounds like fun, do you have any other Great Grandmothers alive that I could give an Alabama Blowdart?

You: Yea dude, I have 3 of them.

by 7-Eleven Blowdarter June 27, 2011